Insults
insultant
jump the couch
jump the shark
lake lice
leadite
lolbertarian
luser
Lycra lout
marriage lite
meh-sayer
mommy porn
newbie
no planer
omnishambles
pancake people
panda-hugger
patent troll
phubbing
Pierre Salinger syndrome
pink slime
po-mo
promzilla
quarterly charm deficiency
RINO
ROM brain
salescritter
schlumpadinka
shampaign
shtick lit
slide-rule general
snailpaper
snowbilly
sodcast
sport-cute
Stepford
stress puppy
stupid line
Stupids
talking hairdo
TINO
touron
tramp stamp
trust slug
vacationary
value-subtracted reseller
velcroid
warmist
Wikipedia kid
wombat
zipperhead