Index:

Anecdotage	Autological	Brobdingnagian	Calumny
Chortle	Crapulence	Crepuscular	Demonomania
Euphonious	Feculent	Flibbertigibbet	Fricative
Gargoyle	Hullabaloo	Ineluctable	Onomatopoeia
Portmanteau	Procrustean	Reduplicate	Simulacrum
Slugabed	Tomfoolery

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	Euphonious Pleasant sounding, especially a pleasant sounding word. From the ancient Greek word euphonos, meaning "sweet-voiced": eu-, good + phone, sound. As you'll see, many of the words on this list are among my favourites for no other reason than sheer euphony. Words such as hullabaloo, demonomania, and flibbertigibbet just roll off the tongue irresistably. You'll also see that I'm fascinated by harsh, non-euphonious words such as crepuscular and feculent.
	Portmanteau 1. A large leather suitcase that opens into two hinged compartments. 2. A word formed by merging parts of two different words. From the French word portemanteau, meaning "coat carrier." The mundane meaning of portmanteau -- a large leather suitcase -- isn't what interests me here. Instead, I prefer the second meaning: a word formed by merging parts of two different words. This usage of portmanteau comes from Lewis Carroll, in Through the Looking Glass. Alice is puzzling over the meaning of some of the words in the poem Jabberwocky, and asks Humpty Dumpty for help. Here's what he has to say about the word slithy: "Well, 'slithy' means 'lithe and slimy.'...You see it's like a portmanteau -- there are two meanings packed up into one word." Other portmanteau words are chortle (a blend of "chuckle" and "snort"; this is another Jabberwockian word), brunch ("breakfast" and "lunch"), telex ("teleprinter" and "exchange"), and contrail ("condensation" and "trail").
	Onomatopoeia The formation or use of words that imitate the sounds associated with the objects or actions they refer to. From the Greek word onomatopoios, coiner of names: onomat-, name + poiein, to make. Words are formed in many different ways (see reduplicate, below), but one of the most fascinating to me is the tendency to create words that reflect the sound an object makes. This so-called onomatopoeic approach has produced dozens of English words, including splash, buzz, murmur, meow, chirp, hiss, sizzle, and cock-a-doodle-do. See also flibbertigibbet, below.
	Feculent Full of foul matter; laden or polluted with filth; fetid. From the Latin word faeculentus, from faec-, feces. This is a term that sounds as disgusting as its meaning, and it's definitely not a word to wield lightly! There's no half way with this one: if you describe something as "feculent," then you're assigning it the bottom rung of the aesthetics ladder. The alliterative possibilities are intriguing, though: feculent, foul, filthy, fetid, fecal.
	Slugabed One inclined to stay in bed out of laziness. A word that probably needs no commentary (not that that will stop me). "Slugabed" is the perfect description for someone too lazy, too slothful, too sluggardly to drag themselves out of bed. As far as I know, the word was coined by Shakespeare and first used in Romeo and Juliet. In Act V, Scene IV, the nurse comes to wake Juliet from her "unnatural sleep" and says Why lamb!--why lady!--fie, you slugabed! At least Juliet had an excuse!
	Anecdotage Anecdotal dotage; that advanced age where all one does is relate stories about "the good, old days." This word really means "anecdotes considered as a whole." But I stumbled across it in the dictionary today, and the "anecdotal dotage" idea just sort of leaped out at me. However, I've subsequently discoverd that The Oxford English Dictionary not only lists this sense of the word — and defines it, succinctly, as "garrulous old age" — but it has a citation that dates all the way back to 1835!
	Demonomania The delusion of being possessed by an evil spirit. I like this one for no other reason than it's just a lot of fun to say out loud!
	Chortle A snorting, joyful laugh or chuckle. Chortle is a portmanteau word (also known as a blend) that combines the words "chuckle" and "snort." It was coined by Lewis Carroll in the nonsense poem Jabberwocky, which appeared in the book Through the Looking-Glass (1872): "And, hast though slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy.
	Brobdingnagian Immense; enormous. This sizable adjective comes from Brobdingnag, a country in Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, where everything was enormous. It's the adjective of choice when more prosaic modifiers such as huge, colossal, and mammoth just won't cut the verbal mustard.
	Crapulence Excessive indulgence, or the sickness resulting from same. I first heard this word on The Simpsons. Montgomery Burns, Springfield's incompetently evil tycoon was convalescing after getting shot. While explaining what happened to the police, he said the following: "With Smithers out of the way, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."
	Gargoyle A roof spout in the form of a grotesque or fantastic creature projecting from a gutter to carry rainwater clear of the wall. From the Old French word gargouille, throat. I love Gothic architecture, so I think my fascination with gargoyles (which are most closely associated with Gothic structures) isn't too surprising. What does surprise me is the origin of the word: the Old French gargouille, meaning "throat." I guess that's because I always figured gargoyles were either purely ornamental or served to ward off evil. (That's why they're always grotesque figures facing outwards: the idea is to scare off any demon or devilish imp who may happen along.) I forgot they originally also had the more mundane chore of draining rainwater away from a wall. It seems reasonable, then, to speculate that the draining water made a gurgling sound, much like liquid being gargled in a throat. And, in fact, the words gargoyle and gargle share the same root. For more on gargoyles, check out this Gargoyles page.
	Reduplicate 1. To repeat over and over; to redouble. 2. To form a new word by doubling all or part of a word. From the Latin word reduplicare: re-, again + duplicare-, duplicate. Meaning #2 is what interests me here. Reduplication is one of the many ways that new words are formed (check out onomatopoeia, above). It's the origin of such classics as goody-goody, fiddle- faddle, wishy-washy, and riff-raff. A special case is called rhyming reduplication, where two words that rhyme are combined, as in teeny-weeny, bow-wow, and super-duper. (See also hullabaloo.)
	Crepuscular Of or like twilight; dim. This anti-euphonic word must rank right up there as one of the ugliest in the English language. Just saying it out loud is enough to give me the willies. Strange, then, that its rough exterior gives way to a rather benign meaning. What a waste! With that hard "c" at the beginning and that "pus" in the middle, I can't help thinking this word would be better suited to some revolting medical condition. When, on a night crepuscular, I met a mugger muscular, Who said "My you're minuscular," I burst something corpuscular.
	Fricative A consonant, such as f or v, produced with a continuous airflow through the mouth. This word sounds like an adjective that means something along the lines of "lurchingly nervous." Instead, it's one of the many nouns linguists use to describe language sounds. In English, there are seven fricatives in all: f, h, s, sh, th, v, and z. It's somehow reassuring to me that the word "fricative" itself has its own small fricative population.
	Ineluctable Inevitable or unavoidable. From the Latin word ineluctabilis, inevitable: in-, not + ex-, out + luctari, to struggle. Like calumny, below, the appeal of this term is an unusual letter combination: luct. Say this combo out loud and pay attention to your tongue: the tip touches the front of your palate for the "l," retreats to let the "u" through, then the back of the tongue rises up to the back of the palate for the "c," and finally the tip of the tongue returns to the front palate to belt out the "t." What action! Few English words can boast this roller coaster ride. The only other one I can think of is reluctant (and all its ancillary forms). Fluctuate has the same letter quartet but, of course, the pronunciation is different (and not quite as satisfying).
	Calumny A false, slanderous statement. From the Latin word calumnia, trickery, or deception. I think this word strikes my fancy because of the semi-unusual "mn" combination. It's both awkward and smooth at the same time. Here are a few other "mn" words I like: Agamemnon, Clytemnestra, alumni, chimney, columnar, indemnity, all "omni-" words (such as omnipresent and omnivore), and somnambulist.
	Flibbertigibbet A silly, scatterbrained person. The origin of this word is obscure. My Oxford English Dictionary speculates that this word is an onomatopoeic representation of idle, trivial chatter. Sounds reasonable to me. I first came across this word (I think) while reading Anne Tyler's The Accidental Tourist. Muriel Pritchett (if you didn't read the book, she was Geena Davis' character in the movie) spent most of her time rambling on aimlessly, and she used flibbertigibbet to describe herself (accurately!). Proving its versatility, this word has also appeared in Shakespeare's King Lear ("the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet") as well as in the lyrics to the song "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" from The Sound of Music: How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find the word that means Maria? A flibbertigibbet, a will-o'-the-wisp, a clown. Here are a few other words along the same lines: scatterbrains, birdbrain, featherbrain, dingbat, rattlehead, giddy-head, babbler, burbler, driveler.
	Tomfoolery Foolish or nonsensical behaviour. From the noun tom-fool, a half-wit. I like using words that are a bit old-fashioned and anachronistic, but not so antediluvian that they're obsolete ("antediluvian" is a good example; see also hullabaloo). "Tomfoolery" is a perfect representation of the species. It's recognizable enough that most people understand what you mean, but it's just out-of-date enough (and silly sounding) to elicit a smile.
	Procrustean Producing conformity by ruthless or arbitrary means. From the Greek word prokroustes, stretcher. In Greek mythology, Procrustes was a giant said to be the son of Poseidon. He lived beside the road and would offer hospitality to passing travelers. His "hospitality," however, consisted of fastening each person to a bed and "adjusting" the unfortunate soul so they fit: he'd stretch short people and lop off chunks of tall people. Nice fellow! (He received his comeuppance in the end, though: the hero Theseus gave him a taste of his own medicine.) These days, the term "procrustean" is used to describe anything that requires a grim or arbitrary conformity. "Windows 95 frees us from DOS's procrustean file naming conventions."
	Autological Self-descriptive. I first saw this word in Douglas Hofstadter's book Gödel, Escher, Bach. Autological words are words that describe themselves. Here are some examples: short, multi-syllabic, noun, written, visible, black, adjectival, linear, misspelt, UPPERCASE, lowercase, italicized, bold, terse, numberless, and sdrawkcab. The opposite of autological is heterological: "non-self-descriptive." Here are some heterological words: long, mono-syllabic, verb, oral, invisible, red, preposition, circular, misspelled, fat, truncated, unpronounceable, vowelless, question, backwards. And now for the big question: is the word "heterological" heterological? Let's see: if it's not, then it's self-descriptive, which means "heterological" describes heterological. So if it's not, it is. Hmm. Let's try it the other way: if it is, then it's non-self-descriptive, which means "heterological" doesn't describe heterological. So if it is, it's not. Whoa!
	Simulacrum 1. An image or representation of something. 2. Something having merely the form or appearance of a certain thing, without possessing its substance or proper qualities. From the Latin word simulacrum: simulare, to simulate + crum, noun suffix. My interest in this word stems from the title of a Harper's article from a couple of years ago: "Mmm, mmm. Simulacrum" (it was an article on the aesthetics of the barbecue, believe it or not). I've had that phrase lodged in my brain ever since, and it comes to mind whenever I hear someone say "hmm" or "ummm" or any variation on the "mmm" theme. Ah, what a waste it is to lose one's mind...
	Hullabaloo A great noise or commotion; a hubbub. From the obsolete phrase halloo-balloo. This is a fun word to use in conversation, and it's perfect if you need an unusual synonym for "noise" or "commotion." It's just obscure enough that it doesn't get overused, but it's not so obscure that most people won't recognize it and chuckle to themselves. Hullabaloo began its life as the word halloo, meaning to urge or incite with shouts. Then, by a process called rhyming reduplication , the balloo part was added to form halloo-balloo, which eventually morphed in hullabaloo.