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[Miss Blimber] was dry and sandy with working in the graves of deceased languages. None of your live languages for Miss Blimber. They must be dead—stone dead—and then Miss Blimber dug them up like a Ghoul.
—Charles Dickens, English novelist, Dombey and Son

Posted on April 30, 2002 at 7:07 AM

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