n. A phone call made while drunk.
"Stupid things," says Angie Hacker, an intern with the U.S. Public Interest Research Group. "My best friend at home, she broke up with this guy she went out with for two years. She calls him and like, 'I know you're not over me. I know you feel that way. You're just going out with that other girl because she's around.' And then she hung up."
—Joel Garreau, "Cell Biology," The Washington Post, July 31, 2002
—Cheryl Lavin, "Gentlemen, start your engines," Chicago Tribune, August 24, 1997