"Jet Ski is actually Kawasaki's trademarked name for its models, but most people use the name for all such machines. Of course lakeshore residents, swimmers, beachgoers and boaters have other names for them and their typically ruthless riders—names like 'Hell's Angels of the waterways' and 'lake lice.' " —Nancy Sheehan, " 'Lake lice' are infesting our peaceful waterfronts," Telegram & Gazette